So I was just checking out CNN.com and I saw this article explaining that Zoo Officials in Japan figured out why their two Polar Bears are not mating after repeated attempts…they’re both FEMALE Polar Bears.

Now while I don’t know thing one about bears, I am fairly sure I can pick out the boys, they’re the ones that have a wang. In fact not just any wang… I would imagine like other animals of that size, like say a horse, that the wang in question is probably rather large and scary.

After being wrong about the sex for 3 years, how did they figure it out? These Polar Bear Specialists had to actually put the Polar Bear under anesthesia and flip it over to check out his junk only to find out SHE has an ‘innie’ not an ‘outtie’.

I know that these bears are covered in hair all over…but you guys did go to school for this and apparently you suck at it. So if these ’scientists’ are the best hope Polar Bears have for survival, well I am sorry Polar Bears, but you’re fucked.

Obviously this one is a male…

Now how hard was that??

Read more about what passes for a Polar Bear Specialist in Japan on CNN…

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