October 03, 2009
I am going to a dry wedding today at 2PM. This concept is completely foreign to me. I am glad to be sharing in their special day, but don’t they realize I am a complete asshole when I am sober? and drunk.
Anyway I will let you know how it goes. What will I do until I go?
Look for my fucking flask.
**10:31 Update**
I can’t find my fucking flask.
**4:35Update**
It was a very nice wedding, with a number of awkward sober moments mixed in.
